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I am very thankful. But that was a lot of food we ate last night, America.

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8 replies on “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

  1. Just for the sake of anybody who knows me, and suspects that maybe I might eat that messily when I dont think anyone else is watching, that is not me. I have more body hair and tattoos on my upper arms. That’s how you can tell.

  2. It was a wonderful Thanksgiving here at Chez Vel-DuRay. I reached new levels of gravy perfection, and my jello mold was simply exquisite, if I do say so myself.

    As far as “Black Friday” goes, they could be handing out free solid-gold champagne fountains with a hot 21 year old thrown in for good measure, and you couldn’t get me near a non-thrift store today.

  3. Not too much gluttony for me, but I did a 7 mile run Thursday morning and this morning I ran 5 miles AND hit the gym.

    Burn those calories babe!!!

  4. I did, infrequent dear. As I suspected,the protruding mini-marshmallows served as an anchor to keep the two layers in place.

    I really should do more jello molds. They’re both cheap and cheerful.

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