Lunch at Elliott Bay Cafe one day in late January was a disaster.
When you try to order the chili verde and the counterperson says, “I
don’t think we have it… there was an accident,” things have clearly
gone awry. When he then backs away slowly, takes a look into the
kitchen, and returns to confirm the unavailability, you can’t help but
picture the chili verdeโwhich sounded so good (“chunks of pork
simmered with tomatillos, green chilies, and cilantro, served with corn
tortillas,” for $8.50)โin the form of a great chili-verde lake on
the kitchen floor.
After that, two out of three things ordered came out wrong: macaroni
and cheese without requested-and-extra-charged-for chorizo, and a meat
loaf sandwich gone missing, replaced by (coincidence?) a chorizo
burger. The third dish was tepid, and it was the thing that should be
least tepid in the universe: a bowl of regular red-bean chili. Friends
who joined late had their order lost entirely; another man was
overheard back at the counter (many trips were made) complaining that
his food had failed to materialize, while his companion was close to
finished eating. The kitchen and the counter looked amply staffed
(overheard in a semidesperate tone: “LET’S GET IT TOGETHER, GUYS!”),
and the place was less than half full. The food, when it all got sorted
out, was fair to middling. Considering that Tamara
Murphyโchef/owner of longtime Belltown favorite Brasa, founder of
gourmet barbecue festival extraordinaire Burning Beast, and general
local culinary heroineโhad remodeled, reorganized, remenued, and
reopened the place two months before, fair-to-middling was a big
disappointment.
When I finally had the chili verde, almost two months after “there
was an accident,” the idea of that big pot of sheer goodness cascading
to the floor took on an extra dimension of sorrow. The chili verde has
garlic and cumin and green-chili heat that’s not shy, but not
overpowering; the tender, flavorful meat is from pigs that Murphy
herself helps raise (as chronicled in her 2006 Life of a Pig
blogโnow seen as the
beginning of a movement, still reviled
by animal-
rights activists). It’s a limey, warming posole, its
hominy with some hulls still attached, a strange but pleasant
textural addition. There’s the little luxury of a dollop of chipotle
sour cream. It’s served in a heavy, thick-sided rustic bowl, like the
mortar got away from the pestle, and the tortillas are warmed, rolled,
and sprinkled with paprika on their own white rectangle plate with an
extra wedge of lime.
Murphy was not there the day of the accident (nor, as it happens, on
either of my two entirely successful and accident-free visits since,
though she spends time at the cafe pretty much every day), but on the
phone she was entirely philosophical about it. Restaurants, she said,
like you or me, have bad days: “It gets really hectic, and even when
it’s not busy, it’s like dominoesโone thing happens, then
another… There are always days that, for some reason, there just
isn’t a flow.” (She later found out from her kitchen manager, Zephyr
Paquetteโwho used to cook at Ballard’s dear departed
Dandelionโthat on that day, the entire steam table collapsed: the
accident. Murphy said, laughing, that Paquette said, “Oh my god, she
was here THAT DAY?!”)
Murphy doesn’t sound like she’s making excuses when she talks about
getting the place up and running. The monthlong renovation included a
painstaking removal of a dark blue permeating the concrete floor; it’s
now butter colored, as are the walls. With new blond-wood banquettes,
it’s like night turned to warm, sunny day in the subterranean space,
and the old brick and vaulted ceilings look better than ever. (The
bathrooms, formerly gross, are spick-and-span, with a new
mint-chocolate-chip color scheme.) Then in adding the people
componentโstaff and customersโ”There were a lot of problems
and a lot of kinks.” She readily admits she made her menu too big, too
fast; she says finding the kitchen’s pace took a long time. “You have
to be on it and be consistent, keep at it,” she says.
The crew is still the same as when the cafe reopened, just a
thousand times more comfortable, chatting at the counter and making
wine recommendations. (Another hurdle: the loss in January, for more
than a month, of the long-standing beer and wine license due to some
fresh Byzantineness on the part of the liquor board. Never fear, drinks
are back.) They now take your last initial if you’re named, say, Dave,
and they call your name over the speaker system, calm and godlike,
instead of screaming it from the counter.
The food is now likewise assured, presented simply but beautifully,
and very good to eat. Last time I went, I had an irresistibly
messed-up-looking chocolate-chip cookie ($1.25) as an hors d’oeuvre; it
was Frankenstein-squared-off, caramelized at the edges, distinctly made
by an actual human (they’d just hired a baker, come to find), of the
crispy instead of chewy kind, and excellent. If there’s any pork on the
specials menu, you’ll want to get it: A sparerib-sloppy-joe special
($9.25 with chips or salad) was an exceptionally fine, tangy,
pulled-pork-type specimen, with superfresh cabbage/carrot/cilantro/lime
slaw. “The Italian” sandwich ($9.25): also great, overstuffed with a
variety of Zoe’s meats, muffuletta-like with oil and pepperoncinis. The
macaroni ($7.50 with green salad) could use more cheeseโit’s more
cream-saucy, under a bank of butter-glistening bread crumbs.
Black-eyed-pea soup ($3.50/$5.20) only needed a little salt and
pepper.
Also impressive: a crisp-crusted pizzetta ($9.25) with coppa,
splinters of asparagus, Manchego, and (yes!) a poached egg; a
chimichurri steak salad ($9.75) with grapefruit, avocado, Cotija
cheese, and a wealth of skinny fried tortilla strips; a messy,
superlative St. Jude’s albacore tuna sandwich ($8.50) with julienned
celery root and a couple white anchovies. Breakfast dishes are served
all day, and the Greek eggs, baked in a little cast-iron skillet,
looked so good, I wanted to commandeer someone else’s order at the
counter.
Over the last half a dozen years, the food under the creaking wood
floors of the city’s dearest bookstore was widely known to have gone
far downhill and stayed there. Tamara Murphy is just what Elliott Bay
Cafe (and Pioneer Square, and your stomach and wallet) needed. ![]()

Sounds so good. Everyone has their off days, and it’s good Ms. Murphy just takes her lumps. I so know the feeling of wanting to snag someone else’s dish. That’s high praise for any place. I now have another reason to go to Elliot Bay.
I’m OK with “off days”, everyone has ’em. But what I’m not OK with is rude waitrons and food worse soup kitchen quality. As well, perhaps their dishwasher was having an off day the day I was there; my fork had dried food stuck between the tines.
Great review! I am now ravenous.
I go here practically every day and never had a problem with accidents or bad service. It is such a treat to have it in Pioneer Square! Try the Sweet Potato Pate Sandwich or the Steak Sandwich or Salad. I think this place is fabulous!! Plus, its not depressing at all to sit in a basement any longer!
The last time I was there (and this was cleary before the revamping) each diner was handed a TV-remote looking thingy that made an obnoxiously loud shrieking noise to tell you your tepid and tastless chili was ready.
Sounds like things have improved.
Kip Schoning is not just another bitter faceless internet asshole he is actually an asshole in real life!
Maybe he is confussed? Perhaps the waiters only have contempt for red cowboy boot wearing, loud mouthed greasy pony sporting losers?
I doubt Kip can actually get up enough cash to eat anywhere that does not have a drive-up window as his “life’s work”, the Schoning real estate “empire”, is going tits up as I write this. You’d think Schoning would spend less time blogging and more time working and save some of his properties out of foreclosure…
Mean? Really?
I ate there last week before ArtWalk! I had the Moroccan beef sandwich, and it was transcendent. The place also reminds me – in a comfortable way – of a favorite pub and study spot on my old university campus. I think they’re going to become a regular for me, esp on First Thursdays!