Drinking plus dancing equals Rords of the Froor, Seattle’s infamous
and heee-larious drunken breakdancing competition.
Sixteen amateurs and 16 pros battle for the grand prize of $1,500, the
dubious title of “World (Drunk) Breakdance Champion,” one big-ass
trophy, AND, if they choose, the option to puke on my shoes for a
Drunk of the Week column. Whoop! (The War Room, 722 E Pike St,
328-7666. 6 pm registration and rooftop barbecue/9 pm battle, $10
before 10 pm/$15 after, 21+. Costumes required for
battlers.)

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...