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This is almost as good as when my friend Bob decided to try the “crank and bacon” diet.
I didn’t know any animal rights groups wasted any recources on bacon. I mean sure, they’re opposed, but when there are so many small victories you could win, why piss away your time and money on something so deeply entrenched as bacon? That would be like some enviro-bike weenie going all in to try to eliminate cars in one fell swoo —
Oh. Wait. This is ECB isn’t it?
His skin should look disgusting by now.
Which came first, Chicken or the egg?
I bet he does fine. He’ll drastically reduce his caloric intake- because really, how much fucking bacon can you eat?- and one month is not long enough to worry about the nutrients that he’ll miss.
By the way, his readers make ours look positively civilized.
This probably isn’t all that radical a change for him. Betcha he’s been living on bacon cheeseburgers and booze for years now.
Joel was funnier and cuter.
I used to have such hots for him when I was a kid. Mike Nelson! Baby-faced cherub of love! It was hard to choose between him and Joel.
Isn’t the attitude of #3 banned today? Where are the dick-sniffers?
By the way, the title of the post implies a certain high level of condescension towards “animal rights types.” Or sarcasm. Or…snark. It borders on dickishness.
But were the staff not included in the ban for the day? Just the commenters?
hmmm….i think this is much less animal abuse than it is self loathing and/or too much pot.
I read the original post hoping for some mention of vitamins, but to no avail. This guy is an idiot. The only things this stunt might accomplish are indigestion, sluggishness, and possibly ruining his taste for bacon.
he will probably die
This reminds me somehow of girls making out to attract guys.
My hero…I hope he lives to see March.
This post is something for journalism-rights types to protest, like most of the things you write, Erica.
No one should eat only anything. Even bacon. The delight of food is the variety.
I love bacon as much as the next guy, but enough with the goddamn “bacon meme” already. I hope he gets rickets.
@13 Aaahhhh – you’re just being a dick.
Mike will survive.
He’s from Wisconsin.
Although he’s been living in San Diego for a while, so who knows.
Sounds almost like a lazy mans Atkins. He’ll probably lose 20 pounds.
Didn’t Paul already post something about this a couple weeks ago?
He won’t die from it but all that salt for that length of time just can’t be good for you.
Pfft. He picked February, the shortest of all months. Pussy.