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31 replies on “Stay Classy, Burger King”

  1. Anyone at Burger King is in no position to hold the high ground on “quality of food,” but he’s spot on about English Women. As generalizations go, “Unattractive” is almost too complimentary.

  2. I read a very cogent comment years ago, that when the British wholeheartedly embraced fast food, they somehow managed to strip it of its only two good qualities, speed and hygiene…

    Once in England I was desperate for something to eat and ended up at a Burger King. The floor was filthy, the staff were mostly chatting together as far from the counter as they could get, and half the menu was ‘unavailable’. Weird.

  3. @7, Speaking as someone who presently lives in the UK, he’s certainly correct on the first point, not that anyone at Burger King is in a position to comment.

  4. @11, seriously. The british have certainly found a way to make most regular food items incredibly unappetizing.

    That said, it’s hard to beat an english breakfast after a night of english drinking.

  5. Never tried American fast food in the UK. Why would someone wish to? I had excellent, in my opinion, pub food: Cottage pie with Guinness, Angels and devils on horseback, Steak and kidney pie… Mix in a fine pint or delectable dram and that debilitating accent and it’s a slice of perfection.

    I will agree that Marmite is a huge disappointment when you crave Vegemite for your toast. Good thing they had kumquat marmalade.

    Happy 3.141592653589793 Day to you all. I must finish my lamb and vegetable pie and apple pie. Happy Pi Day!

  6. No one in seattle is in a position to judge beautiful women. I’d say the women in Seattle are uglier than Brit girls by a mile.

  7. This just in: People with working tastebuds call Burger King, other fast food joints “terrible” …and they’re right!

  8. I’ve never been to Seattle, but I look at the Lovelab photos over there on the right every day. If that’s any indication, you’ve got some fine-looking women there.

  9. Nope. Women in Seattle are among the least attractive I’ve seen in the dozen or so cities I’ve lived in. Seriously unattractive and the bad tattoos don’t help.

    Sympathy fuck in Seattle? That’s what I imagine to stall an orgasm.

  10. #20 – those Lovelab photos usually go nowhere – they always say “this account unavailable” or “no such user” or the like. Because there are precious few hot women in Seattle and none of them want for dates.

  11. You make a sweeping statement like that, saying all British women are ugly. But I have noticed a much higher percentage of British couples where the man is fairly attractive and the woman is much less so. Pretty much the opposite of Russia/Ukrane where schlubby little men get to date and marry gorgeous women.

  12. @22, Seattle women save on hair, makeup, shoes and clothes and buy Subarus. Forget the last part – Seattle is also frigid (top 5 in least sex in the US). We got it all covered here.

  13. PS, I happen to know that one Miss L.M used this exact phrase (Stay classy, Burger King) last night at 8pm….on the Facebooks. Eerie coincidence, or something more sinister at hand?

  14. I am so tired of all these stupid-ass sweeping generalizations about the attractiveness of women in a particular geographic area. It’s so fucking ignorant it makes my brain bleed.

  15. @30, Well they don’t boil everything now. But it seems the only other method of cooking which they have a firm grasp of is deep-frying.

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