Credit: Lucas Draper

Description: A popular Pioneer Square meat market.

Decor: Assorted motorcycle-themed paraphernalia, banging-hot
female staffers, and, hanging from the rafters, a liberal draping of
bras.

Other special uses for abandoned brassieres: To be fashioned
into a rudimentary slingshot (by younger brothers), to be ogled and
eventually sniffed (by sixth-grade boys), to be worn during intricate
masturbation rituals (by serial killers).

Additional wonderments: Mechanical bull rides! (And they’re
free!)

Happy hours: Tues–Fri 5–8 pm, Sat 6–8
pm.

Happy-hour drink specials: $2.50 draft beers and $9 pitchers
(Bud, Pabst), $3 well drinks.

Happy-hour food specials: Various discounted delights,
including $1 french fries, $1.50 nachos, and a $2.95 cheeseburger with
fries or onion rings. (And did I mention that rides on the mechanical
bull are free?) recommended

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