Region: Greenwood.

Decor: Dia de los Muertos paraphernalia, a skeleton in a
Devo-style energy-dome hat.

Happy hours: Daily 4–6 pm and 10 pm–midnight.

Impressively named bartender: Stephanie Bomba, or Stephanie
“Naked Tampon Bomb,” as bomba, she explains, “translates as
‘naked’ in the Philippines, ‘tampon’ in the Caribbean, and ‘bomb’ in
Spanish.”

Budget-friendly entertainment options: Free pool and
Asteroids, free jukebox until 6 pm.

Budget-friendly food options: Reputedly delicious and
authentic Mexican cuisine.

Happy-hour drink specials: $2.50 micros (Mirror Pond,
Winterhook, Lagunitas IPA, and others), $2.75 Stella Artois and
Pilsner, $2.50 wells.
MARTI JONJAK

El Chupacabra

6711 Greenwood Ave N, 706-4889.

Marti Jonjak—The Stranger’s fashion columnist—has a technical degree in apparel design and works in the garment industry. Her treasured casual-wear aesthetic is both glamorous and trashy, suggesting...