Location: Capitol Hill.

Description: A popular hipster rendezvous and
Mexican-tchotchke wonderland.

Prime novelty: A vending machine stocked with budget-friendly
delights, including a value pack of removable tattoos (24 tats, $2);
feathered roach clips/county-fair hair accessories ($5); miniature
sombreros ($6); and an old paperback of Chekhov’s The Major
Plays
($3).

Fun fact that seems like a lie but is not: The earliest
vending machine dates back to the first century and dispensed holy
water.

Happy hours: Tues–Sat 5–8 pm, Sun–Mon
noon–close.

Happy-hour drink specials: $2.75 well drinks, $3.50
margaritas and bloody marys, 50 cents off pints (Tecate, Dos Equis, and
more).

Happy-hour food specials: $1 off nachos.

Bimbo’s Bitchin’ Burrito Kitchen and Cha Cha Lounge

1013 E Pike St, 322-0703.

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