Description: A bilevel eatery and drinkery on Capitol
Hill.

Decor: Antique chandeliers, taxidermied crows, foreign
currency.

Daunting tchotchke: A woodcarving depicting a smiling man’s
head embedded in the torso of a dragon.

Happy hours: Daily 4–6 pm, Sun–Thurs 10
pm–midnight.

Happy-hour drink specials: $3.50 pints, $10.85 pitchers
(including McMenamins Ruby and Terminator Stout, which are brewed on
the premises), 50 cents off wine, 50 cents off McMenamins liquor, $3.50
wells.

Happy-hour food specials: $6 quesadilla, $6 chicken tenders,
more.

Marti Jonjak—The Stranger’s fashion columnist—has a technical degree in apparel design and works in the garment industry. Her treasured casual-wear aesthetic is both glamorous and trashy, suggesting...