Description: A restaurant franchise on South Lake Union known
for its sexily costumed female staff.

Scene at 7 pm on a Monday evening: A blond server arching her
back invitingly as she adjusts a knob overhead; an aging man sitting
alone, staring at a sports-broadcasting television.

Budget-friendly bathroom oddities: Hooters’ specialty suntan
nylons invite you to transform your legs into shimmering wands
($3–$4, available via a ladies’-room dispenser).

Happy hours: Mon–Fri 3–7 pm.

Happy-hour drink specials: $2.25 domestic pints, $9 domestic
pitchers (Bud, MGD, and more).

Happy-hour food specials: Half-priced appetizers, such as
deep-fried pickles ($2.50) or buffalo wings (five pieces for
$2.35).

Hooters

901 Fairview Ave N #C100, 625-0555.

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