Description: A dark and deep dive located in the University
District.
Decor: Monkey-themed kitsch, an empty beer keg adorned with
prosthetic T&A, a toupeed Yoda doll bearing a myth-dispelling sign
assuring patrons that there is no deer blood in Jägermeister.
Feisty celebrity happenings: According to the bartender,
outraged Alice in Chains guitarist Jerry Cantrell burst into a “Don’t
you know who I am?!” diatribe when a bouncer asked for his ID.
Following these dramatics, Cantrell pulled down his drawers and
demurely posed for a photograph showcasing his tattooed thighs. (This
picture is currently hanging in the bar.)
Happy hours: Daily 5–9 pm.
Happy-hour drink specials: $1 pints/$4 pitchers (PBR,
Olympia), $3.50 wells. MARTI JONJAK