7515 15th Ave NW, 706-4973.
Description: Beloved by paying admirers of naked boobies, the
T-Bird Tavern is a sports bar situated right next door to the Crown
Hill strip club Sands Showgirls.
Scene at 4 pm on a Mon: Beyond the lone retiree wearily
tapping a touch-screen video game, the bar is empty.
Other unsavory Ts: T-Town (aka Tulsa, Oklahoma), T-Pain (aka
the hit-making R&B star/Vocoder abuser/ring-tone zillionaire).
Happy hours: Beer specials daily 4–7 pm, well specials
daily 2–6 pm.
Happy-hour drink specials: $2 domestic drafts (Bud, Rainier),
$3 micro drafts (Long Hammer IPA, New Belgium Sunshine Wheat), $3
wells.
Food specials: $5 buys two hot dogs and a bag of chips.
