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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!
Nothing like warm breast milk filtered through nipple hair.
I’ve wondered why male lactation never caught on with the kinksters. It’s not a new concept or anything, and it’s way less extreme than some of the things that dirty Mr. Savage’s column is always introducing me to.
i’m not a doctor, but i’m preeeeeeety sure that won’t work. esp if he’s not using hormones. i mean, duh.
There are a lot of estrogen-enhanced foodstuffs, plus then you don’t have to shave so often, right?
Is Science off in a corner beating his head against the wall?
Ew!
Today in complete wastes of time – milking your man-cans!
“Men often have trouble finding things. And if the mother is out, the child is screaming and they can’t find the pacifier I’m sure there are a lot of men who give their baby their breasts.”
I can’t… form thoughts… right now…
c’mon guys, you used to be only 24 hours behind the rest of the internet on this stuff
Is he going to make cheese with it, one hopes?
No, that would require rennet, although I suppose the blood from his cracked nipples might suffice for the coagulant.
Everyone loves boobs. Might as well make man-boobs useful. It’ll give him something to play with, at least.
I’m pretty sure this has been tried before – don’t think I ever heard how it came out.
Well, that child will surely be maladjusted when it grows up.
@14: This has been tried before, and it turned out as you would expect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiJDL27Ky…
I found the photo in the article very moving, though clearly staged (Bengtsson’s son is 2 years old and “not part of the experiment”).
The bonding part of the discussion was interesting. I do think babies need skin-to-skin contact with their parents at intervals. A couple of the sweetest, best-adjusted kids I know, a girl and a boy, now teenagers and confident without being obnoxious, were breast-fed by their mom but also spent a lot of time as infants lounging on their dad’s shirtless, furry chest.
@11: You just made me throw up.