Champagne, Lobster and Caviar: Robert Mugabe Plans Binge in Land of Hunger
Birthday list
2,000 bottles of champagne — Moët & Chandon and ’61 Bollinger
500 bottles of whisky — Johnny Walker Blue Label, 22-year-old Chivas
8,000 lobsters
100kg king prawns
3,000 ducks
4,000 portions of caviar
8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher
16,000 eggs
3,000 cakes — chocolate and vanilla
4,000 packs of pork sausages
500kg cheese
4,000 packets of crackers
Lobster from Wikipedia.
charles, why doesn’t one of his inner circle put a bullet in mugabe’s brain & seize power?
Let them eat Foie Gras!
Because then they wouldn’t get to have an 8,000 lobsters party. Swimming in lobsters!
How unexpected!
You mean a man who would condone his political opponents being hacked to bits, their wives raped, mutilated and then burned alive in their homes … this man would be insensitive to his appearance of … insensitivity?
On the whole rage-o-meter this seems a little short of the high-water-mark.
Allow me a little pre-laughing.
Thank you.
Well, he is a Socialist.
wow, that guy seems like kind of a jerk, huh?
Um, Ferrero Rocher? That is tacky.
Each lobster gets his own box of Ferrero Rocher, how nice. Africa’s tolerance of genocide and tyrrany says quite a bit about it’s political temper. The continent deserves to starve.
Why are you even bothering to post this when Lark is committing a Holocaust of Ducks in our own backyard??? The people of Seattle can’t possibly concern themselves with an African dictator’s excesses when Lark is serving Foie Gras to a few people a week. What do you think we are, rational?
Needs more Bacon
I’ll see you at the protest. I’ll be the one dressed up like a lobster.
When is someone going to kill this guy?
Enough with the foie gras already!
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The Ferrero Rocher paints him as decidedly middle class. What next? cupcakes with bacon on top?
Never mind the other stuff, there’s going to be Johnny Walker Blue at this party. How do I get an invitation?
In fact, if we can get a group together, we could show up and assassinate Mugabe and his lieutenants. Then hey, more lobster and booze for the rest of us!
Win-win.
@9,
Yeah, like Europeans have never tolerated that shit, especially not the Germans a mere 70 years ago.
And good job, there, assuming that 900 million residents of 40+ countries are all the same.
And I assume the starch will be provided in the form of crackers? Or are these not dessert cakes? hmmm… I’m thinking a risotto would be nice here. Possibly served with a side of dictatorial regime and garnished with the blood of innocents. Or are they guilty?
You know one common way of consuming duck is to actually eat the muscle. Kinda like the way people eat chicken. Eating a waste-processing gland isn’t the only way to use the bird. The muscle tissue of duck is actually quite tasty, and doesn’t require force-feeding or organ failure.
Hopefully you aren’t using the inclusion of foie gras on this menu to vindicate it’s consumption? Because, obviously, it’s a horrible, horrible dictator who is responsible for its inclusion here. Which doesn’t necessarily say great things about foie gras. Right?
What brand of pork sausages?