To make a Muddy Jungle, pour some Froot Loops in a bowl. Then, pour chocolate milk over the Froot Loops.
Serves 30, because no one will take more than one bite. But it looks pretty.
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When I think of a “muddy jungle” I think of too many drinks and taking the wrong guy home.
Serves infinity around here. Blech.
I already had my daily recommended allowance of froot today.
Our 12 y.o. would so eat it. Of course he seems to be growing an inch taller everyday.
Oh god Baconcat noooooo
Jesus H., Baconcat!
Two phrases that should never, ever be conjoined: chocolate milk and Froot Loops.
I can never eat Froot Loops myself. I used to tutor developmentally-disabled children (we called them mentally retarded then, that was before that was considered insulting), and we used to feed them breakfast. When you’ve watched a roomful of 9-year-olds with runny noses eating Froot Loops and Trix and Capn Crunch (yes, we were feeding them all that sugary shit), I guarantee you will never, ever eat those breakfast “foods” again. You think chocolate milk on your sugar bombs is bad, try big globs of snot.
Chocolate milk and Cocoa Puffs, on the other hand…
I accidentally poured some Sprite over my cereal once (it was early), and I just topped it off with milk and ate it anyway. It was pretty good — good enough that I made it on purpose the next day. I only stopped because I felt like a degenerate.
Comte beat me to it. Chocolate Silk is an especially good choice.
This should have been yesterday’s recipe, no?
I’ve used apple juice and orange juice as a soy milk replacement for my cereal.
Wow–flashback to one of my more visceral food memories. I once sat across from another student in the college cafeteria who had a bowl of Froot Loops in chocolate milk for supper. She sprinkled sugar over it before eating. She finished off the bowl.
I also once watched her salt a slice of ham.
I did not share a table with her very often after that.
great! i would love to serve it to my mother-in-law.
Drew