No time for City Hall blogging today, folks… However, I strongly encourage you to read this step-by-step guide to making your own mini ice cream cups out of the ingredients commonly found on the table at Denny’s/IHOP/Waffle House. For the New Depression!
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Step 2: Order water. You need two big glasses on the table. Drink all the water.
The server will bring water to you right away and usually you won’t have to order it. Tell them you are thirsty and would like a big glass. Two big glasses at the table are necessary.
You need ice water, not just water. Crushed ice is better. But cubes work too.
Drink all the water. It’s good for you!
WHAT.
This.
This is good.
That’s hilarious. I had a friend who would make “lemonade” out of the free sugar packets, and a free lemon water.
Coming soon: Depression pancakes.
“the excitement of wondering if the cream froze is sublime”
Dude needs to get out more.
This, oddly, makes me want ice cream less than I did a few minutes ago.