Happy hour ends at six!!! RUN MOUTH-FIRST AT A STROMBOLI.
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It looks scary :-/
Look, it has a single eye and a screaming mouth and a huge pot of magma.
all i see is pure delicious. . .
I just want to go and leer at the stromboli from afar whilst making inappropriate noises.
At good pizza places I spend many minutes in perplexity…Stromboli…calzone…Stromboli…calzone…
It’s a problem worth having.
stromboli > calzone
Oh FUCK that looks good. And I hate you now because I can’t have one RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
Evil.