Seattle, did you know that the lines on your highways, roads, streets, and stroads are literally fucking invisible???
In recent years, the City appears to have added some reflectors to the lines. Excellent choice. Now we can all see the lines at night when it’s raining and dark, which happens to be much of the year. Hooray! Problem solved, right?
WRONG. PROBLEM NOT SOLVED.
Do you know why? Now that this city gets snow pretty much every year, the snow plows that are very necessary come out and scrape the reflectors away. To avoid this issue, cities typically recess their reflectors in the street when they repave.
So, Seattle, please, for the love of rain and snow and driving in this city, when you repave roads and add the pretty lines, just remember that in like two years those lines will be so faded that you can’t see them anymore and your precious reflectors will be scraped away, so RECESS THE GODDAMNED REFLECTORS.
And, better yet, just get rid of the cars and give us trains. That would really solve everything, and I do mean everything.
Thank you,
A Woman Engineer Who Has No Power to Solve This Problem
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But couldn’t she run for Mayor and replace our current useless incumbent?
one
copper
on each
Corner and
a Coroner on
every corner too
problem:
Solved!
Amen!!!!! I thought it was just me.
i’ve lived in 5 states and driven across the country from coast to coast. this area has the worst fucking roads I’ve ever seen
Amen, #4. It is stunning how bad the road surfaces, striping, signage, and layout of traffic lanes is in the Seattle area. I keep wondering if no one in charge in Seattle has ever been out of state. Surely, if even podunk towns in the Midwest with no money, no resources, have figured this shitte out, all the highly paid people in Seattle could manage the same.
Can we just get nice trains like the rest of the world?
the amount of times recently when it’s been pouring rain and i’m driving and the road lines are fucking invisible and there are people jaywalking wearing all gray/black, it’s a fucking nightmare sometimes. people need to start building/driving/acting like we live in the climate we are in. like put a damn awning on your building and put reflectors on the roads and turn on your headlights if you’re in a gray car on a misty rainy day. thanks
oh yeah and to reiterate, hire some people who know how to build a train system in a reasonable amount of time
The real answer is to use modern road marking technology like many other countries have since the 80s. These act like big plastic reflectors themselves, so no need to add separate, bumpy, easily damaged reflectors.
Having been used to seeing road markings all the way to the horizon at night, since moving here there have been many times with a wet road and a low sun that I’ve struggled to confirm that there are any road markings at all.
These non-reflective, low-profile one-way signs are also fun for the unfamiliar visitor!
Always on High Beams
improperly-aimed or
located too highly
ultra-Bright
Headlights
are helping us to
Win the War on
Pedestrians!*
*those all-Black-wearing
internet surfing semi-
Hign/fully Drunk
Peds don’t have
a Snowball’s
Chance
in Hell.
and YES
TURN ON
THOSE HEAD-
LIGHTS — ‘specially
when oncoming drivers
are facing a low-lying Sun
& their windscreens opaque
unless!
you, Too
just wanna Be
Infucking visible.