Never, in all my decades on this planet, have I slept with a married or otherwise involved man, despite the dozens who have lied and tried and begged and pleaded. It has always been one of my most fundamental values because I am a feminist, and the sisterhood is sacred.
But when I learned you voted for Trump, thereby voting against women, yourself, your daughters, and every other position of integrity (and sanity!), I decided the consequence for your behavior is that you are no longer eligible for my solidarity. So when he begged and pleaded, I fucked your husband. And I would absolutely do it again if it had lasted more than two minutes. Good luck with the hottest spot in hell.
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Whose husband, your best friend’s husband? Who did the pleading?
Revenge based on sex probably didn’t quench your rage.
they
Deserve
each other.
“I am a feminist, and the sisterhood is sacred.”
Wow… this one’s a hot mess! So, “hundreds” have begged her/him over the decades? How many decades are we talking anyway. Any guy (or woman) who would beg to fuck this entitled, mess of a person is REALLY hard up (maybe she/they hang out at the local homeless shelter or mental institution)?
Republicans are horrible people
“despite the dozens who have lied and tried and begged and pleaded”
I’m begging and pleading for you to spare me! 😂🤣😂🤣
Spared like a
bowling pin
you’ll be
🛴🔨
Glee-
fully.
@1,
Neither “best” nor “friend” appear anywhere in this post. Christ, what was the entire thing like five or six sentences long? Yeesh.
@7 Go home and be with your wife, Kristo, this bartender already said she doesn’t want you. 😛
@4,
It doesn’t say “hundreds” dumbass, it says “dozens.” The reading comprehension on display in this thread is absolutely appalling. You people should be ashamed and embarrassed for yourselves.
@5,
Not just horrible, but also stupider than a bag of rocks.
I’ve got My eye
on a Waitress,
🛴🔨
who goes by
the name of
A.O.C. : Our
Next Prez.
@8: It was an educated guess. We don’t know the relationship of the Trump supporter and the author.
But if the husband is a Trumpista, shouldn’t fuck him. Nobody should fuck Trump supporters. Period.
@12 An educated guess would be based on what they wrote, not made up from thin air. There’s literally nothing in the writing that suggests they’re friends with the wife, much less best friends with the wife. In fact, the “dozens” reference implies that most of these people are probably mostly strangers or acquaintances.
“begged and pleaded”, “dozens who have lied and tried and begged and pleaded”. A lot of begging and pleading going on here over the last few decades. Men must be desperage over there in the retirement home…
@11: lol, you can have her.
Sleeping with your friends husband over something as ridiculous as who they voted for is as much of an indictment against you as it is him.
You’re both awful people.
@14: Your conjecture from thin air is as good as mine.
Good to know that Anon uses sex as a quid-pro-quo, punishment, score-keeping mechanism, etc.
I’ll pass. Always do for these types.
@18 no… people have one best friend. dozens means multiples of twelve… therefore mine is based on actual numbers and words and definitions of things that were actually written above and yours simply is not.