After reading many of the I, Anonymous posts on Instagram, I have one thing I REALLY want to say to all the negative commenters: Shut the fuck up, already.
I understand that sometimes the ranters can be annoying and incredibly self-absorbed or clearly insecure and scared of the world, so they take to the internet. Yet there you are in the comments, blabbing on about how annoyed you are with them for submitting their rant and acting as though you’ve never had an annoying take before. You’re all so miserable and embarrassing, and maybe you should let go of all that anger by submitting a rant, IDK, but you definitely have to grow up.
Do you need to get something off your chest? Submit an I, Anonymous and we’ll illustrate it! Send your unsigned rant, love letter, confession, or accusation to ianonymous@thestranger.com. Please remember to change the names of the innocent and the guilty.

I’m confused? you’re mad at like 6 – 12 people who regularly comment here? That said, you’re welcome 10/10 no notes.
Is this level of meta truly unconscious?
I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Freedom of speech for me, not for thee…
So you feel like it is wrong to rant about people who rant and you demonstrate this by ranting yourself about the anti-ranting ranters? It must be only a matter of time until your head explodes from trying to understand all this.
It sounds like someone needs to adjust their meds – lighten up, Francis.
At least even when the rants are dumb we still get a decent Weissman illustration.
sans
a clueless
commentariat
where oh where
would tS even Be?
7 outta 5.
Well done.