A huge thank you to the staff at the Capitol Hill Trader Joe’s for finding my engagement ring and helping me find my thin and easy-to-miss wedding band.
The Wednesday morning crew took the time to get on all fours to look under shelves and mats, connect me to their printer so I could print a picture of the band, and even go through the swept-up trash to ultimately find the needle in the haystack. And a special shout-out to the MVP, who I’ll call St. Mary, who saw my late-night Reddit missing/lost post and knew what to look for.
To top it all off, St. Mary gifted me a bouquet to brighten my day, even though I felt like the literal last person to deserve flowers for losing my rings in the first place.
To the TJ team and St. Mary: Thank you so much for caring and going above and beyond. I made a donation in your honor to the St. Mary’s food bank that you partner with!
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