I love walking around Green Lake. I don’t mind the crowds on nicer days. I don’t mind dodging wobbly kids on bikes or cocky, speeding rollerbladers. I’m not bothered when I have to speedwalk on the muddy shoulder to pass parents without a hint of spatial awareness who are pushing strollers two, sometimes three, abreast. It all comes with the territory of enjoying a space that others enjoy as much as I do.
What I can’t understand, though, is the people who stroll around the lake while smoking or vaping. I want to smell the fresh air, too! Not your cigarette or cotton candy-flavored bullshit.
I don’t care if you smoke. I don’t even care if you smoke in public. But please, at least take a seat on a bench or stand off to the side while you suck on your various cancer contraptions so I can quickly move through your cloud of stink. Otherwise, you’re leaving all of us coming up behind you stuck in your stench.
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Thank You!
smokers who can
Tell Which Fucking
Way the Winda’s blowing
and Refuse to STINK OUT
patrons entering or exiting
some Business, likely depriving
some poor starving Capitalist of a
meal because his Patrons’re pissed at
the stench-Makers
Sometimes, it
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YOU.
As nasty as cigarette smoke is, are those vape clouds somehow actually worse? At least with the former it’s possible to interpret it as a quasi-“natural” aroma, inasmuch as the odor is primarily just harvested tobacco in some form. Those sickeningly sweet and nausea inducing vape clouds are just a different animal.
@2 As someone who highly allergic to cigarette smoke and yet completely unaffected by vapes… that’s a very, very easy no.
@2 Agree with @3. The vape clouds are mostly water and don’t cling to you or travel hundreds of feet like smoke does. I hold my breath when walking past a smoker, for as long as I can, and almost always, when I finally breathe in 100 ft farther away, I still get a whiff of smoke.
Also I live on Green Lake and run around it nearly every day. I thought this post would be complaining about the sewage/rot smell that emanates from the lake itself.. That’s worse than the occasional smoker.
I thought this article was going to be about the dregs with BO you can smell from a block away. That shit’s far less desirable than any smoke or vape.
And what about those people who are in an eternal cloud of meth/fentanyl smoke like Joe Btfsplk while they sit on the bus? Anything?
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