As the weather gets warmer and the sun gets brighter, let’s remember to shut up about other people’s bodies!

This is a special fuck you to the woman who loudly commented to her companion that she could see my bike shorts and sports bra through my thin dress. Not just one comment, a slew of them!

If you can’t handle seeing a little more of your neighbors this summer, stay the fuck inside.

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13 replies on “Sunny Reminder”

  1. Be grateful for the unsolicited fashion advice. It’s not about seeing “a little more” – but appearing awkward and tacky.

  2. Seattle’s fashion sense has always confused me. Based on dress, the person I think might be homeless turns out to own his own company, and the person dressed like an executive or lawyer reaches into the next trash can to pull out half-eaten food and drink. People can wear what they want, and others should keep their opinions to themselves.

  5. Ok, so firstly that was your clothes, not your body. Secondly, it seems like you’re the one too precious to handle being outside and should stay indoors.

  6. “This is a special fuck you to the woman who loudly commented to her companion that she could see my bike shorts and sports bra through my thin dress.”

    sounds like She’s

    the one with The Problem.

    what if she couldda seen your

    Actual nipples? might she’ve had a

    fucking Stroke? what is she so

    Ashamed of? poor Terlet

    training? Fawking

    ‘republicans.’

  9. @8

    you’re

    projecting

    Again dwebee

    it’s Karen who’s

    overly~Stimulated

    by another woman’s

    bra and pantyline and

    seeking to censor her Un-

    lewd behavior. you Always

    seem to get it Precisely back-

    wards. but Kudos for Persistence!

  10. ‘panty-line’!?

    whoops! perhaps

    I May’ve become a

    wee bit ‘overstimulated’!

    it IS

    Spring!

    when a young

    man’s Fancy … you Know the rest

  11. Of course I’m projecting. That’s what we do all the time in these comment sections. Please don’t use the Karen meme, it’s misogynistic cruel to women named Karen.

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