SERIOUS MOVES AT JEFFERSON PARK
On a Monday morning, as we walked through Jefferson Park on our morning commute, we saw you, a young woman in your 20s, dancing in the empty soccer field. You’ve got some serious moves. In the short minute or so that we watched you, you performed balletic tour jetés, the world’s most graceful crab walk, and some good ol’ fashioned twerking. We have no idea what music was going through your headphones, but as we passed by, listening to Rihanna’s album Anti on our own headphones, we had just one thought: Work work work work work work, girl.
UNLESS YOU’RE AN ALGORITHM, THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE
We heard a brief segment of your DJ set in Moe Bar on Friday night, which consisted of a segue from Digital Underground’s “The Humpty Dance” into Bell Biv DeVoe’s “Poison.” Now, both of those songs are great party jams. However, this is 2016 and we expect a bit more depth and exploratory boldness from our DJ selections—even on a Friday night on Capitol Hill. Do you know how utterly lazy you sounded playing these 26-year-old tracks back-to-back, as millions of DJs before you have done?…