Last month, Fox News decided to junk its long-running tagline “Fair and Balanced” for a new slogan, “Most Watched, Most Trusted”… and without even asking for our opinion! Here are some very suitable taglines that we think would be a much better fit. (You’re welcome, Fox News, and you owe us $150,000.)
“Over One Million Racist Grandpas Served”
“Cloying and Moist”
“Sean Hannity Is a Butthole”