Enjoying the niggardly pleasures of Mikael Stavöstrand’s Swedish minimal techno.

JAN 6, 12:02 PM

Just when you think life can’t get any worse, you get a press release about 36 Crazyfists. How is shorts-below-the-knee rock still around?

JAN 6, 3:28 PM

It is impossible to be sexy while uttering the word “parse.”

JAN 7, 1:47 AM

Thank Friday it’s god. #timeforanewcliché

JAN 7, 8:24 AM

The good thing about people is they’re biodegradable.

JAN 7, 4:11 PM

Two middle fingers are woefully inadequate for this world.

JAN 7, 4:54 PM

“Not Just Knee Deep” abruptly segued into “Another One Bites the Dust” sounds better on Twitter than in da club.,/p>

JAN 8, 12:06 AM

I don’t have enough self-esteem to be a masochist.

JAN 8, 1:31 AM

Listening to High Wolf on melatonin is, like, whoa is me.

JAN 8, 2:30 AM

“Somebody on Facebook you’ve never met & whom you don’t know suggests you like music you’ve never heard.” My inbox on a daily basis.

JAN 8, 3:12 PM

Someone just put me in the category of “Awesome dudes who get it.” You can have your Pulitzers…

JAN 8, 3:40 PM

Who’s gaming the win?

JAN 8, 6:42 PM

Found Jon Hassell’s Aka-Darbari-Java/Magic Realism used for $8. Odd how this genius musician/composer’s LPs are often so cheaply priced.

JAN 9, 6:04 PM

People who write their names on LP covers need to get the fuck over themselves. This one mofo signed the front of a bunch of Actuel LPs.

JAN 10, 11:16 PM

Feb 26 in Seattle—Swans AND Endless Boogie—at separate venues across the street from each other. *brain explodes*

JAN 11, 10:41 AM

Call me an old cynic, but I have trouble taking seriously an artist named IMAKEMADBEATS.

JAN 11, 1:38 PM

I’ve already pulled out enough of my hair in 2011 to make a wig to cover Gallagher’s bald spot.

JAN 11, 8:05 PM recommended

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