Enjoying the niggardly pleasures of Mikael Stavöstrand’s Swedish minimal techno.
JAN 6, 12:02 PM
Just when you think life can’t get any worse, you get a press release about 36 Crazyfists. How is shorts-below-the-knee rock still around?
JAN 6, 3:28 PM
It is impossible to be sexy while uttering the word “parse.”
JAN 7, 1:47 AM
Thank Friday it’s god. #timeforanewcliché
JAN 7, 8:24 AM
The good thing about people is they’re biodegradable.
JAN 7, 4:11 PM
Two middle fingers are woefully inadequate for this world.
JAN 7, 4:54 PM
“Not Just Knee Deep” abruptly segued into “Another One Bites the Dust” sounds better on Twitter than in da club.,/p>
JAN 8, 12:06 AM
I don’t have enough self-esteem to be a masochist.
JAN 8, 1:31 AM
Listening to High Wolf on melatonin is, like, whoa is me.
JAN 8, 2:30 AM
“Somebody on Facebook you’ve never met & whom you don’t know suggests you like music you’ve never heard.” My inbox on a daily basis.
JAN 8, 3:12 PM
Someone just put me in the category of “Awesome dudes who get it.” You can have your Pulitzers…
JAN 8, 3:40 PM
Who’s gaming the win?
JAN 8, 6:42 PM
Found Jon Hassell’s Aka-Darbari-Java/Magic Realism used for $8. Odd how this genius musician/composer’s LPs are often so cheaply priced.
JAN 9, 6:04 PM
People who write their names on LP covers need to get the fuck over themselves. This one mofo signed the front of a bunch of Actuel LPs.
JAN 10, 11:16 PM
Feb 26 in Seattle—Swans AND Endless Boogie—at separate venues across the street from each other. *brain explodes*
JAN 11, 10:41 AM
Call me an old cynic, but I have trouble taking seriously an artist named IMAKEMADBEATS.
JAN 11, 1:38 PM
I’ve already pulled out enough of my hair in 2011 to make a wig to cover Gallagher’s bald spot.
JAN 11, 8:05 PM 
Follow Dave Segal’s tweets at www.twitter.com/editaurus.
“See? I’m hilarious! Did you notice? I’m really, really hilarious! No wait, I’ll show you! Look at my tweets! See my tweets? THEY ARE SO HILARIOUS! JUST LIKE ME! You should totally follow me on Twitter! Because I am absolutely insanely hilarious!!”
Oh, please stop doing this. There’s really nothing more obnoxious than blog posts that are just lists of tweets. You can have one of these — ONE! — to market yourself on Twitter. After that, if your tweets are great, they will market themselves. On Twitter. Where they belong.
“It is impossible to be sexy while uttering the word “parse.”’ is the best one.
Dave, you are my favorite writer at the Stranger. Please stop this and get back to covering the music that other people won’t touch. There already isn’t enough space in the Stranger’s music section to cover Seattle’s scene. How could this possibly be a good thing?