First off, thanks go, as always, to Lil B the Based God. I’m amazed at his ability to stay in the game. The rapper/demiurge’s curse—once solely the burden of hooper Kevin Durant—has now, as you well know, laid James Harden low, after Harden refused to admit that he was hitting B’s well-known “cooking dance” to celebrate during games. The Rockets, and Harden’s rep, have since suffered for such insolence. (Fake Based beware.)
Now, I’m not a big fan of schadenfreude (I’m a huge fan), so just picture the smile brought to my face upon hearing that Iggy Azalea‘s trout-mouth ass has canceled her 2015 headlining tour. Sources for Billboard cited low ticket sales, but Iggy cited a “creative change of heart,” later adding that she just couldn’t find the right openers…