B4-4 Wants to “Get Down On You”

1. 1. Yes
   2 No idea

   Why did the kid give the toy to the homeless man?

2. I detest this.

3. why are they so orange? omg it’s my worst nightmare

4. ohhhhhh i get it. they’re canadian.

5. These are New Jersey Douche Bags – google it

6. They’re oompa-loompas!

7. One more question: Why the fuck did I watch the whole thing? And why am I probably going to watch it again??

8. I never thought anything could make me miss the Backstreet Boys.

9. gaaaahhhh my eyes, my beautiful eyes!

   THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

10. That entire music video smells like poo.

11. never before has one boy band give such consistent gay face

12. ROFL! There’s so much wrong going on with those three dudes(?), Im not even going to the whole pimp hat thing …shakes head. May they never return.

13. It’s at least a little bit about Saddlebacking: “No pressure to go all the way/there’s other places we can go.” Also, who wants to bet that if any poor soul actually did get down on these douchebags, they wouldn’t get down in return?

14. Since you asked, here’s what these hos are up to now!
    http://www.ryandan.com/
    The blonded ones are twins!
    The one with the overplucked eyebrows is now a male model! I mean “male model.”

15. I also love the first view the kid gets through the viewmaster. creepy predator face “i will take you places that you only think about when you’re asleep at night” and the kid’s all smiling. oh lawd

    and are they wearing pearls??

16. Wow. I missed this line the first time I listened: “I’m gonna make you come tonight (over to my house).”

    I see what they did there!

17. OH. MY. GAWD.

18. There new stuff is much less pop, more “popera”. And less orange.

    http://www.ilike.com/artist/RyanDan

19. Their new stuff is much less pop, more “popera”. And less orange.

    http://www.ilike.com/artist/RyanDan

20. It’s the band name b4 they had 4 members.

21. Are two of these guys twins?

22. I introduced so many people to this band 🙂 🙂

23. Why do videos and pop songs aimed at 11 yo’s always have lyrics about fellating and smacking and what not?

24. Their unoriginality in band names knows no bounds:

    “After breaking up from the band, twins Ryan and Dan Kowarsky formed the group RyanDan”

    “In July 2007 RyanDan recorded a collaboration with solo artist Ryan Richter. The subsequent concept album was titled RyanDanRyan.”

25. Oh jeez. A co-worker and I once had a game where we traded off listing boy band names until one of us couldn’t remember one. They got more and more ridiculous and obscure as we went on, but we went on for a loooooong time. B44 was definitely on that list, but I’m glad to say I didn’t remember it.

26. 1. Yes.
    2. sometimes, well, if you do it right and she really likes it, it can get very very very wet. Hence the lifejackets.

27. Would all that orange come out of my sheets?

28. Have you ever been to Jersey? This is what many of the guys look like there – jacked, orange, ridiculous pincushion hair, diamonds everywhere. And most of them are loaded. It’s horrifying.

29. Oh God, I’m having flashbacks to MuchMusic circa 2000.

30. @27. no.

    @29. god i miss MuchMusic. Even VH1 is so much suckage and the constant censoring and Disney plugs on MTV upper band makes me retch.

31. Re: J-haxx question: Why did the kid give the toy to the homeless man?

    Because the kid hates freedom!

32. I think it’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.

    Hey, Loveschild, FUCK OFF. You’re not welcome here, remember?

33. I want to barf all over this.

34. There’s no pressure to go all the way, there’s other places we can go (wink).

35. DO NOT WANT!

36. As a proud ‘mo, I’m offended that this video is gayer than anything Savage Garden ever put out. And … their hair must die!!

    Does the world really need a new Wham!?

37. The internet is a race, etc.

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