From the beloved pop-wonkery site FourFour comes a new video creation. As creator Rich Juzwiak writes:
I didn’t grow up with DC Talk (Evangelism’s answer to, oh, I don’t know, TLC and second-hand embarrassment), but after watching their VHS DC Talk: Rap, Rock & Soul, which I then re-edited, I wish I had. I would have known during my insecure teenage years that at least someone was wacker than I was.
I’m speechless.
I made it to 1:15. Christ, I really hope all these guys had vasectomies.
This makes me want to start high-fiving after EVERY SINGLE JOKE.
@2 – not just every single joke. every single sentence, joke or not.
also, i’m amused by the shirtless muscle men.
I’M VANILLA ON THA OUTSIDE BUT GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH CHOCOLATE DEEP DOWN IN MY SOUL
Made it about 4 seconds.
@1 – Maybe I’m imagining it, but I don’t think vasectomies are necessary for these gentlemen. Condoms yes, but vasectomies would be frivolous.
@6 – i dont think you’re imagining anything. It wasn’t subtle.
@6 Dude, these guys are all prime candidates for rep therapy and having children to “prove” they’re not gay. My hope stands.
David, thank you, thank you, for sending me to fourfour for a few hours of catching up. Damn, his review of the disco history book is fantastic. How could I have forgotten that worked-out pecs are to be called “disco tits”?
I make it to “rock, rap and soul.” Then I poked out my eyes with a stick and fed them to my dog. Good think I can type without looking at the keyboard.
Made it, that is. See, I can proofread by touch, too.
listening to them in high school didn’t help anything.