by Lindstrรธm & Prins Thomas
(Eskimo)
Mellow, endlessly playful, unassumingly lovely summer beach music
that, once the melodic refrain asserts itself, turns into
electro-gamelan: thumb piano and mallet instruments galore, shuffling
hi-hats and chunky percussion, thunking bass and woozy organ. It goes
on for 10 minutes; but as soon as it’s done, chances are you’ll want to
play it again.
by Monica ft. Missy Elliott
(J)
Any song that begins “You said that you’d take me to the Jay-Z
concert last night” is a song I want to like a lot more than I do this
totally undistinguished vehicle. Missy’s production and guest spot are
as lifeless as her own material has been lately. From the forthcoming
Still Standing, a title that, after hearing this, is even more
of a red flag than usual.
by Wilco
(Nonesuch)
Life is too short for solo George Harrison as it is, much less this
homage to it.
by “Weird Al” Yankovic
(RCA/Jive)
Life is also too short to miss this perfect Doors rip/parody/homage,
featuring Ray Manzarek himself on organ. I love every verse, from the
“Missed Connections” one (“You were a blond half-Asian with a bad case
of gas/I was wearing red Speedos and a hockey mask”) to the impossible
finale, involving a trash can full of Styrofoam peanuts (“But the trash
can ain’t part of the deal/Only giving you the peanutsโget
real”). But the bridge clinches it: “An open letter to the snotty
barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Boulevard… Didn’t you see
me hold up my index finger? That means, ‘I’ll order my soy decaf
hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes.'” Not to mention the
video: Al’s little Jim Morrison jump/leg-kick on the first chorus is as
good as the record itself. Between this and 2006’s insane R. Kelly
homage “Trapped in the Drive-Thru,” dude has gotten better than ever,
right under everyone’s noses.
by TBD
(TBD Sounds)
Lee Douglas is one of the rare house dudes who consistently
delivers, and TBD is his new duo with Justin Vandervolgen, ex-bassist
for !!! and Out Hud. “I Don’t Know,” the B-side of their new 12-inch,
is a hard, squealing acid track that suddenly boils over with a great,
cheesy horn riff and an organ solo that sounds like it got lost on the
way to 1968 and decided it liked the scenery here better. Good
move.
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Who does this Matos guy think he is? His so-called Wilco “review” was nothing more than a nasty cheap shot at George Harrison. What a pity that shallow-minded, uninformed jerks who have accomplished little in life can virtually libel a beloved music legend. Hopefully, there won’t be many readers who take heed to what this Matos dolt said. Harrison’s solo career had many redeeming qualities and his music rightfully lives on. Cheers to Wilco, too, for having excellent taste. I think it IS a hit, damn it!
Yeah, I’m sure “Michaelangelo” patted himself on the back when he thought of that oh-so-clever diss of Wilcoโwhich is kind of an old song at this point anywayโbut is it really good writing to just assume that people would think that solo George Harrison sucks? But, hey, at least “Michaelangelo” loves the Weird Al song. What a nonconformist!
Weird Al ripped off Nick Thune – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTnub5tH…
Weird Al ripped off Nick Thune – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTnub5tH…
Minus 179 cool points for knocking solo George Harrison. Anyone worth their stripes as a music reviewer would never denigrate the first three sides of All Things Must Pass, which is in my humble opinion the best solo Beatles album ever. I will say, though, as a huge Wilco fan, I’ll pass on “You Never Know”.
@3 & @4: Nick Thune is not funny and wishes he was half as talented as Stephen Lynch. Also, covering the same subject matter is hardly ripping someone off.
Weird Al is weirdly hot without the mustaschio. Am I alone, here?
in this thread, classic rock fans suffer the slings and arrows of people who’ve kept up with the times.
RE: Weird Al.
DUH!
mm, i have to doubt your credibility wrt reviewing wilco, especially since you freely admit to not knowing one of their most famous songs:
http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/a…
and at the risk of sounding like wilco’s bodyguard, i must ask if getoffmylawn thinks they have not “kept up with the times”?
Ah, so hating George Harrison means you’ve kept up with the times! You’re rightโkids rule and old people drool!
For anyone else with emusic, TBD’s single can be dloaded here:
http://www.emusic.com/album/TBD-TBD-MP3-…
I like both tracks!
I assume all the good music writers were busy last week?