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“My anaconda don’t want none unless you have a high likelihood of producing healthy offspring with a minimal chance of genetic disabilities, hun.”
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See, Paul, that is the greatest thing in the universe.
Because the purpose for women is breeding stock, and their individual, long term, health and wellbeing is irrelevant as long as they can bear, nurse and wean lots of fat happy babies before they die of obesity related causes?
Okay…
@2 I think bonds are just as ok as stock.
Awesome!
Everytime I go looking for something interesting on Reddit I get overwhelmed within minutes by the poorly-thought-out sentiments of fourteen-year-old libertarian nimrods who make /b/ look like the Algonquin Roundtable by comparison. When I posted an annotated list of close to a dozen books on a subject for a guy who had asked for “cites”, he replied with “no, I meant online, I don’t read books”. Sigh. Basically it’s two million Wills in Seattle only thirty years younger.
@2: Yes.
Oh for God’s sake, it’s just funny.
Sigh.
I don’t know how to use Reddit.
apropros of anacondas, the females mate with several males at a time and have sex for hours and hours. they also push the kids out of the ‘nest’ very young. next on animal planet: anaconda orgies!
@2 are you on drugs?
You should probably eat more drugs.
@2: as far as my genitals care, yeah.
This is why we made the Internet. Everyone pat yourself on the back!
A day later, and I’m still singing this song to myself and giggling like a maniac. Coworkers look worried. Great find!