Yeeee! When the Bay is in the house, omigod… Fuck ya
Timberlands, cuddie, the Fresh Coast tour is in town! Bringing two
sides of today’s Yay Area coin, this tour has Zion-I and
Mistah FAB at Chop Suey on Thursday, March 20, which also
features J.Pinder, Scribes, and DJ Sean Cee. The
last we heard from Zion-I was the ’06 LP with Grouch, Heroes
in the City of Dope
โ€”but last year they also dropped the
Japan-only (you Amurrikins can cop it from iTunes) Break a Dawn.
The man they call Fabby Davis Jr. is still waiting to drop his
major label debut, Da Yellow Bus Rydah, on Atlantic. Peace to
the majors, among others, for fucking up the hyphy movement, but he’s
always into somethin’ like DreMac Dre that is. Just
peep FAB’s most recent indie album, Da Baydestrian, and his
appearance on the new Snoop Dogg single, “Life of the
Party.”

Let’s also not forget FAB’s recent battle with Royce Da 5’9″.
C’monโ€”no contest. I fuck with FAB, but Royce is one of the
baaaddest mufuckas with a Shure and has been for years. In good news
for veteran Royce fans like myself, sounds like he and Eminem‘s
cold war has finally ended after six years. NOW CAN WE PLEASE GET A BAD MEETS EVIL RECORD?

On Friday, March 21, the Vera Project hosts “Stop the Madness,” a
benefit for the family of Chris Chandler, a Kirkland teen who was
murdered last year. RIP. The show features D.Black,
Grynch, GMK, Neema, LJ, A.K. and B
Heezy, Logics
and Street Academy, and the Parker
Brothaz.
That same evening, the Illegitimate Children (Grieves, Type, and DJ Swerveone)โ€”fresh off
their latest Midwest tour (Grieves is headin’ right back out
with his boy, Rhymesayer Mac Lethal)โ€”hit the High Dive
with Rudy and the Rhetoric and Pyrate Radio.

The next night at Nectar, there’s a big ol’ Big World Breaks bro-down featuring Khingz, Isabella Du Graf, Jerm,
Delrico, B-Boy Fidget, Clockwork‘s Miguel
Rockwell
on the decks, as well as DJ Collage… all hosted
by Laced Up reps Godspeed and my dude Cassius
not to mention the open circles with members of Massive Monkees,
BYC, and Fraggle Rock Crew! If you remember the all-star
BWB band selling out their James Brown tribute show last year (or
killing it with Blue Scholars at the Program), you might wanna
get tickets early! Nectar is right back at it on Tuesday, March 25,
with the BeaconSkillz crew bringing y’all Dimmak,
Orbitron, Yirim Seck, and reknowned SeaTown party-rocka
Soul One, along with a one-on-one B-Boy battle for a $250 prize.
Bring it.

Last week at SXSW, no-longer-funkin’ Ice Cube and DJ
Pooh
announced their partnership with Microsoft to bring us UVNTV,
the first streaming online TV network. One day, history will tell us
which was the illest Cube/Pooh brainchild: UVNTV, Death
Certificate
… or Friday. Man, that’s a tough one. recommended

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