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Junk Food are mining a new underground in our fair Puget Sound. IAN BUCK

This year, the annual blood rite known as the MTV Video Music Awards might’ve been the bloodiest ever. VMA best hiphop video winner Onika Tanya Maraj from Jamaica, Queens, invited a be-dreadlocked Miley Cyrus on a tour of her homeland (and a complimentary wig-snatching) via These Hands. And it was literally the greatest event in the entire history of the universe. Kanye Omari West Kanye’d MTV on MTV (did Jon Brion show him Fiona Apple’s classic speech from 1997?) and capped it off by announcing his candidacy for 2020. While winning the presidency would be the ultimate performance-art piece—DONDA FTW—a friend wondered aloud if Ye could be the Antichrist, a bold position to take considering that the possibility of a Trump administration exists now…