You know why? ‘Cause Kill Rock Stars just this week re-released Bratmobile’s Pottymouth on bright-pink vinyl. The first pressing in more than 10 years! F$%CK YOU! What’s so cool about being cool? We’re not in junior high school! Rather be dead than cool.

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Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...