One regret: This dude is obscuring Childbirth bassist Bree McKenna. Patriarchy.
One regret: This dude is obscuring Childbirth bassist Bree McKenna. Patriarchy. THE STRANGER

35. What do you do when you’re by yourself?
I count raisins. —Zach Galifianakis

34. Did you eat grits?
I didn’t eat any grits, I don’t think. Is that pork? — Stuart Murdoch, Belle and Sebastian

33. Please watch this video of a baby cow being born and describe it in one word.
Fine. — Bree McKenna, Childbirth

32. Did you know wildebeest is not spelled “wildabeast”? They can also be called gnus. Who the hell calls a wildebeest a gnu?
Good question. I can’t spell. —Yukimi Nagano, Little Dragon

31. I’ve got the all-access Manilow pass.
I didn’t know we were doing that. What sort of access is it? —Barry Manilow

30. There’s a rodeo sport where children grab on to the back of sheep. Do you know mutton busting?
I don’t know that, unfortunately. I won’t be busting any mutts. —John Taylor, Duran Duran…

Trent Moorman—Stranger music columnist and Line Out blogger—has also written for Vice, Rolling Stone, Tape Op, Portland Mercury, The Jung Society Quarterly, and Thresholds Quarterly (School of Metaphysics)....