A couple weeks ago—a million years ago, before some sad soul committed the most horrific hate crime against LGBTQ people in the country, ever—a music critic named David Turner, a person who writes for MTV.com, who was born in 1992, was for some reason assigned to review 1989’s rightfully revered 3 Feet High and Rising in 2016. As a troll piece, it worked like gangbusters—as someone born before 1965 might say. (I hope it somehow helped iTunes sales/streaming of De La Soul’s new Snoop-featuring single “Pain,” released a few days before that.)…