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19 replies on “Beau Breedlove on Sam Adams: How’d That Happen?”

  1. I just wish he’s STFU already. What ever happened to him respecting Sam’s position? The media will squeeze him dry, and he will probably love every minute of it.

  2. Ha ha ha Sam likes ’em dumb! I like that he thinks the irony of his dog’s name, ‘Lolita’, has something to do with Amy Fisher.

  3. What a douche.

    Down the road, he’s totally doing something porny…maybe not hardcore, but he’s eventually stripping for the money and to hang on to his “fame”. He’s been bitten by the celebrity bug.

  4. OMG! How dare he talk about his affair! Look, if there’s nothing wrong with what happened, then what’s the issue?

    @6

    Any Fisher was referred to as the Long Island Lolita, and she was underage when she had an affair with Joey Butafoo-icantspellhisname…Given his age, that’s probably more likely a reference than Nabokov

  5. @8, gee, thanks for (over)explaining my joke.

    That said, Breedlove was just four years old when Amy Fisher shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco, so even though that reference is more contemporary for him than Nabakov, it’s funny that the tabloid story from his preschool years is what comes to what passes for his mind instead of the literary reference that is more applicable.

    My point remains that this guy’s an idiot, and that makes it seem even more like Adams was taking advantage of this dumb kid now.

  6. on kiro 7, this story preceded the priest sex abuse cases. which was a really nice way to follow up this story, i think. a politician not breaking the law, and then the clergy-pedos constantly assulting little children.

    you stay classy, kiro 7…

  7. Good lord, can’t anyone stay classy these days? There was a time when whores knew how to keep their mouths shut. And what’s with the shot of him walking that dog? Does everyone under 30 aspire to be a media whore these days?

  8. A kiss two weeks before he was 18, might actually even be deemed illegal if the older person was just 22 under Washington State law. This is what is really screwed up about consent laws and even public opinion. There is an arbitrariness in them that is meant to protect but often actually harms.

    I absolutely do not advocate pedophilia and do believe that we need laws protecting minors but the hysteria surrounding sex in this country makes any real protection such as fran discussion and sound education for kids impossible.

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