Lady Outside Wal-Mart Allegedly Pepper Sprays Fellow Customers: In an attempt to get the best deals. Another Wal-Mart customer was shot outside his car in an attempted robbery.
Twilight Movie “Reportedly Causing Seizures”: During the birthing scene, in audience members with photosensitive epilepsy.
Despite Italy’s Climbing Yield, Stocks Rise in US: And they’ll have less time to go down, as today is a holiday-shortened trading day.
More than 250 Incidents of Street Light Copper Wire Theft: In Tacoma!
Seattle to Help Car-Bound Homeless: By opening up church parking lots and using grants totaling $30,000 to fund a case worker.
Stay Classy, Dian Ferguson: Seattle City Council challenger Dian Ferguson, after receiving just over a third of the vote in her race against incumbent Sally Clark, has not yet conceded, as she did not believe a concession would be required.
Hey, y’all! It’s the 25th anniversary of Iran-Contra! On this day in history, President Reagan revealed the details of the sordid affair after the story broke.
Pepper spray to get the best deals…AWESOME!!!
“I used to go to Pamplona for the running of the bulls. Now I just go to Wal-Mart for the running of obese Americans.”