Exxon spilled (at least) 42,000 gallons of crude oil into the central river of America’s flagship national park. The animals responded by sending a grizzly to maul two hikers a hiker to death.
Meanwhile in Yellowstone
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Exxon spilled (at least) 42,000 gallons of crude oil into the central river of America’s flagship national park. The animals responded by sending a grizzly to maul two hikers a hiker to death.
Brend an Kiley has worked as a child actor in New Orleans, as a member of the junior press corps at the 1988 Republican National Convention, and, for one happy April, as a bootlegger’s assistant in Nicaragua.... More by Brendan Kiley
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Two? Then my reading comprehension is awful.
CORRECTION: The grizzly only mauled the male hiker to death. The woman was unharmed. Clearly, the animals know who runs the oil companies.
Mine’s even worse, obviously, because the spill wasn’t in Yellowstone.
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CORRECTION!!!!!!
The animals mualed the man becuase they have honor. Woman are the spoils of war.
Or #2
You think the regulars are more competent than the interns?
You have a lot to learn, my friend.
it’s nowhere near Yellowstone NP. there are no buried pipelines through the NP.
I think I’d better warn you: the Mississippi River goes through other places than Mississippi.
Be nice to Brendan! He learned all about Jellystone National Park as a small boy, and before posting this took the trouble to verify his recollection with this online resource:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g8FLSGRY…
Aye, that it does, Max – but I think the Missouri would be more apropos in this case. (It goes more places than Missouri, too.)
@ 5280, did he change the wording? I see the spill going “into the central river of America’s flagship national park.” Which is not to say that the spill happened at that park.
He changed the wording.
So… We should have a Slog Poll, about how many gallons of oil did Exxon really spill. I’d be seriously surprised if they weren’t lowballing the number, as is usual in that industry.
Whatever the wording, this post still strongly implies that the Nat’l Park was somehow imperiled by the spill.
But not to minimize the fact that the entire Yellowstone River is a treasure that Exxon/Mobil managed to fuck up.
Have you ever seen that particular stretch of river? Obviously not. A “national treasure” it isn’t.
The next time a ‘rogue’ grizzly is caught, they should relocate it to an Exxon board meeting.
I can’t let this go anymore. I abhor the spill but you need to get the location correct.
The spill did not happen in the park, it happened over a hundred miles DOWNSTREAM.
I’m from Montana and there are some amazingly beautiful sections of the river fouled by this spill. There will be considerable impacts to fish and birds, but please stop misleading people about Yellowstone National Parking being involved.
Good thing I don’t do the Morning News posts. From now on, I’ll steer clear of news and stick to my fever-dreams.