In Case You Missed It: Obama announces that troops will be out of Iraq at the end of the year.

State Senator Found Dead: Sen. Scott White of the 46th district in North Seattle was found dead yesterday in his hotel room.

And to the Republic… The new principal at John Stanford International School in Wallingford has upset parents by asking students to say the pledge of allegiance—a district policy and state law that was previously unenforced.

Federal Judge Calls It Like He Sees It: A federal judge accused two Alabama state senators of cooperating with the FBI on a corruption investigation only because of their “ulterior motives rooted in naked political ambition and pure racial bias.” Damn.

Now We Know Where The Appalachian Trail Ends: Former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford will be joining Fox News. He will bring his unique, too-much-information style of rhetoric to the network.

Maybe They’ll Have a Debate On The Subject: “Despite their inability to agree on the economy or much else, Republican presidential candidates spoke with one voice in reaction to President Obama’s announcement of a full U.S. withdrawal from Iraq this year. They were against it.”

What Would Jesus Do? Officials at St. Paul’s Cathedral have asked Occupy London protesters to leave after closing the cathedral for “safety reasons.”

Protesters Making Shit Happen: Bolivian President Evo Morales has cancelled plans to build a highway through a nature reserve after a two-month protest march by Amazon Indians. Morales: “For me, this is called governing by obeying the people.”

This Will Make for Awkward Seating Arrangements: Pakistan and India both seats on the UN Security Council.

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  1. @26

    really? because in high school I got routinely bullied and intimidated by classmates who were, for lack of a better term that doesn’t seem too overwrought, fascist sympathizers when I wouldn’t say the pledge. and I would at the very least stand up because I didn’t want to be a complete asshole about not agreeing with the whole thing. yet I constantly had to spend my mornings dealing with threats and obnoxious comments instead of learning German…now that I think about the teacher of that class would gripe at me too.

    not everybody was lucky enough to go to Happy Hippie Time School. the mere fact that you people are debating whether the pledge should be implemented or not is satisfactory in my eyes.

  2. Oh Dwight calm down. I pay for your little precious to go school too, you know, if she’s in the public school system. That gives me as much of a right as anyone to have an opinion. I think it’s no big deal, you think you have to be a self-righteous spaz about it, which I think is much more of a waste of time than the pledge will ever be.

    And I have no problem with parents being involved in a school – that’s what makes a good school. I just think it’s dumb to waste energy on such an ego driven non – issue when the schools are as messed up as they are, (due, in no small part, to the parents who don’t get involved in the school)

  3. @ 51 There was nothing hippie about my school, and I think kids who threaten other kids who don’t say it are the exception not the rule.

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