In case you missed it: Black Friday got especially ugly this year.

The special session starts Monday in Olympia, so Attorney General Rob McKenna will have to halt fundraising for his gubernatorial campaign due to a state law that prohibits state officials from fundraising during legislative session. State Rep. Bill Hinkle plans to introduce a bill called the “Campaign Finance Fairness Act,” which will halt U.S. Rep. Jay Inslee from fundraising during legislative session as well.

An Oregon man parked illegally in an apartment complex in the Central District. Guess what karma did to his car.

The NBA lockout is over. Representatives of players and owners reached “a tentative agreement” at 3:30 a.m. this morning. The season is planned to start on Christmas Day. Now families who love football on Thanksgiving can watch basketball on Christmas!

A high school senior in Topeka, Kansas was forced to apologize to Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback after she criticized him on her personal twitter. The governor’s staff flagged the post and notified school officials.

The feds have opened up an inquiry into the Chevy Volt. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration “is concerned that damage to the Volt’s batteries as part of three tests that are explicitly designed to replicate real-world crash scenarios have resulted in fire.” This is a preemptive inquiry: no one’s Volt has exploded. Yet.

Pakistani officials accused NATO of helicopter airstrikes that killed Pakistani troops on the border with Afghanistan. NATO’s response. It is “highly likely.”

Libyan officials found a bag of Roman antiquities that Gadhafi’s forces had attempted to smuggle out of the country, presumably to sell. The artifacts are now in the hands of the antiquities department. Does this sound like Indiana Jones to anyone else?

10 replies on “Morning News”

  1. Totally dick move by Brownback, but it’s typical of these shits. Something happens that offends them, and rather than just moving on, they spend their time and energy trying to get revenge. (See Bachmann, Reichert, et al.)

    Anyway, I hope there’s been an explosion of “Brownback is an asshole” tweets.

  2. You’re correct about Indiana Jones. One of the themes of that series of films was the smuggling of antiquities. Good insight.

  3. Regarding the Brownback story… The student was ASKED to apologize. I’ve read other coverage of the story, and it seems that the student has refused to apologize, seeing as how it’s her 1st amendment right to voice her opinion. Of course, I’m sure that somehow she will be forced to apologize, because, you know, freedom of speech only seems to apply to large corporations and rich, old white men…

  4. Uhhhh, Car Karma kwestion… was it some sort of karmic twist to the legally parked cars which were damaged as well?? This wasn’t revenge from the “Karma God”, but the result of parking under this dangerous, defective tree which fell on all concerned, legal and illegal…;-D

  5. The Chevy Volt caught fire in the NHTSA’s storage yard THREE DAYS AFTER THE TEST! They’ve had trouble recreating the fire but they want to test all cars with lithium-ion batteries anyway.

    I think this is a bit unfair they keep talking like it’s the new Pinto or something.

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