Did you miss the 2,493th Republican debate? You can read the live Slog and watch Mitt Romney remind everyone how filthy rich he is.
Much Scarier Than a Troll: Volunteers working with the homeless found a trash bag containing human remains under the Ship Canal Bridge.
Best Title I’ve Ever Read on the SPD Blotter: “Woman obviously not in the holiday spirit, assaults officer.”
You Call That Respectful? Lowe’s has pulled its advertisements from the TLC show “All-American Muslim” after pressure from the Florida Family Association. Lowe’s statement:
Lowe’s has received a significant amount of communication on this program, from every perspective possible. Individuals and groups have strong political and societal views on this topic, and this program became a lightning rod for many of those views. As a result we did pull our advertising on this program. We believe it is best to respectfully defer to communities, individuals and groups to discuss and consider such issues of importance.
Silly Story, Scary Implications: Police in North Dakota used a Predator drone to locate six missing cows.
Earthquake in Mexico: A 6.5 magnitude earthquake hit the western state of Guerrero and was felt 103 miles away in Mexico City. So far there are three reported deaths.
In Pakistan: Pakistan has blocked NATO convoys from crossing the border into Afghanistan in response to US airstrikes that killed 24 Pakistani troops. The prime minister told BBC the block could last for “several weeks.”
Noriega Prison Tour: Manuel Noriega, former dictator of Panama, is heading home to serve a 20-year jail sentence after spending the last 20 or so years in jail in the US and France. He is now 77.

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@1 Holy shit that is great!
not actually UNDER the ship canal bridge – more like under the freeway below Lakeview closer to downtown. fucking creepy.
The “Florida Family Association?”
Urge to kill: Rising.
I hope Pakistan is being financially penalized for impeding our efforts in Afghanistan.
Someone contact the Ministry of Jute immediately!
wow
who would have guessed Pakistan would weary of being the recipient of Obama’s undeclared illegal murderous war?
From the CNN article:
“The [Florida Family Association] called the TLC show “propaganda that riskily hides the Islamic agenda’s clear and present danger to American liberties…”
Ah, professional jealousy.
Why are you claiming human remains are more scary than a troll? Have you ever seen a troll?
Ask this guy how he’d feel if I replaced these trolls with a dead person in a trash bag:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_…
Oh, right, you can’t ask him because HE GOT EATEN BY TROLLS. So I’ll just tell you: he’d be pretty fucking happy to make the switch.
Now suppose I told you, “you can go under either of these two bridges. One has a live troll, the other has human remains in a trash bag”. Which bridge will you go under?
Right. Dead human. Because the troll is more scare. So fix your fucking description and stop lying, intern.
Sigh…guess that leaves McClendon’s….
How many tens of thousands were spent on that cow op? Is South Dakota that rich? Then of course, is the implication that we are all being covertly watched, all the time.
Girls, we hope you all learn from @9.
Fear the Troll.
Bitches.
@3, no, under the Ship Canal Bridge, upslope of Fairview Avenue. Nowhere near Lakeview.
Hey, if you question the tactics employed by out brave boys in the middle-west, then you’re just giving aid and comfort to the rustlers.
@11 It was North Dakota and it’s the only state not currently in a recession. Maybe it is that rich.
@15 North Dakota has a state-run bank that didn’t get messed up in the Wall Street fiasco. That’s why they’re still doing reasonably well. See Hasegawa’s proposal for a WA State-run bank.