Transition of power in Egypt: With Mubarak out, Egyptians are rejoicing, and the Egyptian military is in power, with plans to hand power over to the people, outlined in a statement released today by Egypt’s Supreme Council of the Armed Forces.
Meanwhile, in Pakistan: Today, Pakistani prosecutors issued an arrest warrant for former president Pervez Musharraf for possible involvement in the assassination of Benazir Bhutto.
Maybe after this, they’ll make some jobs? Maybe? House Republicans have announced significant budget cuts to the Environmental Protection Agency, and they want to get rid of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting entirely.
Classy dude: Turns out the increasingly shady Julian Assange has a slew of love children.
Actual political position TBD: CNN reports that Sarah Palin has hired a chief of staff, Michael Glassner, to handle crosshairs-happy SarahPAC while she runs for president in 2012.
I have had it with these motherfucking rats on this motherfucking plane! The Associated Press reports that an Alaska Airlines flight was delayed at SeaTac when someone found a rat running around in the cabin.
Breaking: Oak Harbor residents are hoping that a bronze mermaid can be their Rachel the Pig.
Awwww: The Woodland Park Zoo has a new baby ocelot.
Finally, yesterday was hemline pioneer and designer Mary Quant’s birthday, without which miniskirts might not exist. Here she is, sketching her masterpieces of brevity while Jacques Dutronc sings about miniskirts in French.

It was rather sad when Benazir Bhutto was killed.
Ocelots are awesome!! I know a guy who owns one and it’s like a mini tiger.
note that slog support for assange decreases relative to the more heterosexual he becomes.
Of course the link to the Asange article just goes to some generic gossip site, but assuming the women are OK with it, who cares if he has kids by different women.
Until I hear otherwise, it’s like the “Scott Ritter is a child molester!” story: Right wing delusions.
@3: That’s a big assumption, Catalina. A lot of women don’t like that, right or left.
Who cares about Assange’s love children? That doesn’t make him “shady” it makes him a normal celebrity. Don’t buy into the CIA smear campaign for God’s sake.
What’s typical of the “increasingly shady” Assange story is that it pretends like his behavior is more important than the information he’s releasing.
Does Slog describe Hillary Clinton as “increasingly shady” because Wikileaks revealed that her office asked our reps at the U.N. to spy on other representatives?
Does Slog describe Obama as “increasingly shady” because Wikileaks revealed that his administration lied about shipping arms to Yemen via Saudi Arabia? Is Obama “increasingly shady” because our military bombed suspected terrorists in Yemen and killed 41civilians including 14 women and 21 children, and then vigorously lied that it was the Yemeni who did the bombing?
I know, I know, that stuff isn’t sexy. It’s not like Clinton is asking her staff to spy on Seattle artists and it’s not like Obama is burning alive and blowing to pieces poor women and children in America. (What kind of monster would try to solve complex regional problems by bombing American civilians?)
And besides, LOVE CHILDREN!
The Mary Quant clip was wonderful! I can’t wait to see the Vidal Sassoon documentary coming out soon, with Quant and Grace Coddington and TONS of old Carnaby Street anecdotes and footage.
He’s increasingly shady because of alleged rape and rumors of love children. One of the sources: someone fired by Assange. I thought Slog wants to be better than Gawker.
@4 = Concern Troll.
@9 = Rebuttal Troll with nothing interesting to say.
@4,9,10: Samefag.
@11: You forgot #11.
I’ve seen mice on planes before, but I would never SAY anything- and risk delaying my own flight.