Obama Takes Jobs Bill on Tour: First stop? Richmond, VA, district of Eric Cantor. Obama called on Americans to harass their representatives, by carrier pigeon if necessary.

How Timely?: Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern (R) is back in the news for claiming that homosexuality is ‘more dangerous’ than terrorist attacks because we have to deal with it daily.

Totally Not Funny, Hacker: NBC News’ Twitter was hacked and someone tweeted that there was an attack at Ground Zero. Some jerks who call themselves Script Kiddies took responsibility and Twitter quickly shut down their account.

Natures Hates America: 14 deaths have been attributed to Tropical Storm Lee, which has dumped 45 trillion gallons of rain on the east coast. The governor of Virginia declared a state of emergency and Obama declared a state of emergency in New York and Pennsylvania.

Speaking of tragedy: At least 187 people died in a ferry boat accident in Zanzibar. 620 people were saved after the boat sank off the coast of Tanzania at night.

Protestors in Egypt Storm Israeli Embassy: Protestors tore down a wall and entered the embassy. 450 people were injured in clashes between police and protestors and the government declared a state of alert.

You’re Not Crazy: There actually was an earthquake yesterday. The 6.4 quake was centered on Vancouver Island. There are no damage reports or tsunami warnings.

In Case You Still Want to Read About Amanda Knox: Knox thinks that people are starting to believe she’s innocent and expects to be home by Thanksgiving.

24 replies on “Morning News”

  1. In internet parlance, a scriptkiddie is someone who pretends to be a hacker but doesn’t have any higher-level computer skills, causing them to rely on scripts written by more knowledgeable folks. A group of hackers might carry out a sophisticated attack infiltrating a website, but a group of scriptkiddies would just use Low Orbit Ion Cannon to DDoS it.

  3. What jobs bill? There is no bill because it hasn’t been written yet. Or was the headline an attempt to pimp something that does not yet exist?

    And it must be rough these days at Basil and Mary Margaret’s place. I would suggest counselling.

  5. I’m declaring a State of Emergency on my balcony.

    My new Weber Q200 will be blazing some hot beef for NFL opening weekend.

  11. @10: Or for any state that has the death penalty. Considering that in 2010 there were no US Airlines deaths at all. Stats are such fun, aren’t they!

  16. State Rep. Sally Kern sounds just like all the other self loathing homos that get caught with their pants down. Poor Sally wants to eat pussy so bad it’s driving her mad.

  17. 16

    Sally asked: “Which has destroyed and ended the life of more people? Terrorism attacks here in America or HIV/AIDS? “

    What is the answer, Vince?

  20. boofuckinghoo

    after 30 years of education and “outreach” AIDS among homosexuals is higher than ever.

    Darwin is telling you that your deviant perverted behavior is deadly.

  23. “If the US spent as much money on finding a cure for HIV/AIDS as they did on “terrorism”, those might be different numbers.”

    Just stick to what you’re good at, blaming Republicans when you get AIDS. Afterall, it must be their fault you had unprotected sex with 5 men in a bathhouse at 4 am while high on meth. I mean, who else can be to blame but straight white males?

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