This is basically what swimming in lakes is all about.

This is basically what swimming in lakes is all about.

In case you’ve been following the breaking news about poo being dumped into our city’s already-disgusting swimmin’ hole of choice and looking for a bright side, there isn’t much of one, unless you like atrocious puns, in which case, “Sewer’ed Park” is humbly submitted for your delectation.

Sean Nelson has worked at The Stranger on and off since 1996. He is currently Editor-at-Large. His past job titles included: Assistant Editor, Associate Editor, Film Editor, Copy Editor, Web Editor, Slog...