"I am honestly excited to see the CATS, the movie, and plan to #FuckFirst as I don't think I'll ever want to fuck again after." Credit: A Savage Love Reader
I am honestly excited to see CATS, the movie, and plan to #FuckFirst as I dont think Ill ever want to fuck again after.
“I am honestly excited to see CATS, the movie, and plan to #FuckFirst as I don’t think I’ll ever want to fuck again after.” – Dan Savage A Savage Love Reader

NOOOOOOOOO: nooooooooooooooooo !!!!

The Matt Shea report is in the hands of legislators: Reports The Guardian. That rag has done excellent reporting on Washington’s far right state representative and his extremist Christian nationalist views and paranoia. Shea’s been under an external investigation after “The Guardian revealed earlier this year that he had been involved in chats with supporters which advocated violence against and surveillance of perceived political adversaries.” Lawmakers are currently keeping their lips sealed about the info in the report.

If you think Labour’s huge loss in the U.K. means the U.S. left is fucked: I encourage you to stop making bad comparisons, remember that Jeremy Corbyn had a -40 net approval rating, and start looking at polling averages.

Here’s one:

Here’s another.

Next week’s Democratic debate is embroiled in labor strike controversy: A workers’ strike is planned at Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles, where next week’s Dem debate will take place. The protest is organized by UNITE HERE Local 11, a union representing cooks, dishwashers, and cashiers at the university, due to them being unable to reach a resolution in a collective bargaining agreement with Sodexo, a French food services and facilities management company. There are seven candidates who have qualified for the debate, and all candidates have said they won’t cross the picket line. Buttigieg and Klobuchar came out in support last on Twitter, after Biden had announced he would not cross the line. Here’s what they’ve said on Twitter, in chronological order.

The DNC chair, Tom Perez, also came out in support of UNITE HERE Local 11: This should continue evolving over the weekend. The debate is scheduled for next Thursday.

House Judiciary Committee indicts Trump on two counts: Abuse of power and obstruction of Congress. The articles of impeachment will go to the House for a floor vote Wednesday. The President will likely be impeached and then put on trial in the Senate, where a provincial body masquerading as a Republican party and a handful of spineless Dems will likely vote to acquit him as early as January. What a great democracy we got goin’ on here.

Speaking of that impeachment vote… “Join us on the eve of the House impeachment vote to demand Congress fulfill its Constitutional duty by voting to impeach President Trump for his crimes, abuse of power and obstruction of justice,” reads the event promo.

Remember when Bertha hit that steel beam?? The contractors who ran into it owe Washington $57 million for the delay it caused in boring the downtown tunnel, according to the Seattle Times.

Another anti-trans bill in Olympia: Washington Rep. Brad Klippert, a part-time school cop famous for introducing an anti-trans bathroom bill and for yelling about anal sex on the House floor, submitted a bill that would specifically prohibit trans girls from competing in girls’ sports. According to the Seattle Times, which reviewed Washington’s inclusive transgender sports policy on the tenth anniversary of its implementation, “three known transgender athletes have competed in WIAA sports since 2007.” This bill is obviously just more bullying bullshit from ALEC, yet another effort to stir up a culture war in a Democratic stronghold at the expense of kids. It makes one wonder why Klippert is so focused on teenage genitals.

If the news seems too dark today: The only cure is to go darker.

We wish Spokaneโ€™s city council president was our mayor: This guy really wants to see CATS. Dan does, too.

Rich Smith is The Stranger's former News Editor. He writes about politics, books, and performance. You can read his poems at www.richsmithpoetry.com

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