Why are any of you awake this morning? If you really must read the news, go to Google News.
Here are two videos to start 2012 right:
Josh Ritter: “Don’t let me into this year with an empty heart.”
The Mountain Goats: “I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me”
Happy 2012, everybody.
Oh come on! A link to Goggle News? The morning news is not so much about the news but how sloggers comment on the news stories. I feel cheated.
indeed, Madaam, you HAVE been cheated!
“Romney leads Paul in new Des Moines Register Iowa Poll; Santorum surges…What makes Santorum’s growth spurt particularly striking is his last-second rise:” I know you didn’t need to hear about Santorum surging and spurting this early on New Year’s Day morning.
http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/20…
but despair not-
according to the Sunday talking head news shows Rick is SURGING!
In fact; the Goggle linked story headline says:
“Santorum SURGES in Des Moines Register Poll”
see, what did we tell you?
so expect any moment now for Danny to stumble to his computer and post another Frothy Feces gag. (damn, they never get old….)
(oh here,
lets get him started;
he may be a little more drunk than usual this morning….)
“Your intrepid Reporter
cumming to you from Iowa
where I’ve been licking doorknobs all weekend
and,
strangely,
feel a little queasy;
and find Santorum SURGING out my Ass!!
What is THAT about? Frothy Feces etc etc…”
hugs and kisses;
Danny-Poo
I can’t figure this out. Is this Santorum-surge nonesense Savage-orchestrated or an attempt to get Santorum to empty the coffers on ads before giving up? It’s sad that this process is a ass-clown festival and completely unrelated to being fit to be President.
[Turns off unregistered comments] There, fixed that for you.
I hate to feed the astroturfers on here, but they are probably not working today (funny that the right wing is on here M-F 9-5 EST). There is no way Kagan should recuse herself on some flimsy allegation that she might have been involved with zero evidence when Thomas’s wife is earning her living as a toolbox for the Koch Bros party. Of course, Clarence being the bumblehead he is forgot to disclose that for years and years until reminded by a watchdog group. Whoops!
No way the right wing nut contingent should be rewarded for its complete lack of ethical standards and willingness to disregard the concerns of the 99%.
Chief Justice Defends Peers’ Hearing Case on Health Law
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/01/us/chi…
There have been missteps. Justice Thomas for several years failed to note the sources of his wife’s income on financial disclosure forms. After the watchdog group Common Cause raised questions, he issued amended forms last January. A court spokeswoman said at the time that the information had been “inadvertently omitted due to a misunderstanding of the filing instructions.”
did this intern really just link to google fucking news? the balls on this guy.
dont you know how seriously we take the morning news post?
jesus christ man gl on tuesday morning when dan rips your head off and calls you fat.
Soembody fire the intern when he wakes up in a pool of his own vomit.
*Somebody (Maybe he has a point.)
Laziest free labor ever.
Marley is female.
Marley should be docked a day’s pay for this.
We should just provide out own morning/afternoon news.
Like:
Santorum: I need to top Perry and Bachman. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032608/vp/4…
Perry’s homophobia is just begging for a good top, but I’m pretty sure that Bachmann is used to it
Perry was on TV this morning bragging about defunding Planned Parenthood and shutting down 10 abortion slaughter houses in Texas.
Are you Liberals just going to sit there and take that?
Sure,
riding shotgun on Danny’s creepy infatuous stalking
of Rick is a hoot
butt,
who is going to think of those poor babies in Texas
whose mommies aren’t able to kill them?
Butt seriously folks-
this Santorum Surge is a problem.
We have to get our best people on it RIGHT AWAY!
Someone rouse Danny
from his New Years drunken stupor
and get him on a plane to Iowa.
There are DoorKnobs waiting to be Licked!!
Unacceptable morning news post.
@14, I doubt very much Michelle EVER gets topped at home. I’ll bet ol’ Marcus is polishing the floorboards in restraint gear right this very minute.
Man City and Man Utd both lost, United at home to the worst team in the league on the gaffer’s birthday, and City on a 94th minute goal, which means that Tottenham gained ground on the leaders even with a piddly weak-ass draw. Game in hand, baby. Now that’s what I call news. Y’all can follow the ebb and flow of santorum if you want, but there are more important things going on.
I just learned that the Houston Texans defense has themed itself as “Bulls On Parade”. Next…will they wave little red books at the stands?
DO YOUR JOOOOOOOB.
Bad intern, no hangover-curing bloody mary for you.
Still waiting for the redistricting commission to finish their work.
Sigh. Well, I suppose The Stranger gets what it pays for.
@19, they are going to have the best sports theme song of all time. I’d love another Rage reunion for 2012.
News intern fail.
Burt Reynolds did a bang up cameo appearance in S04E07 Burn Notice…as a retired spy trying to tie up a loose end. Profound moment at the end when Michael looks at him as the spy he might become some day…
Great morning news, Marley! The haters are just hung over.
I am against any band named after an animal.
Naming your band after an animal, mountain goats, grisly bear, fleet foxes, seems to be a one way ticket to suckville.
Coincidentaly I am also against any band that sits around playing acoustic guitars.
I’ll give Marley a pass this time, but only because of the link to a Josh Ritter song. I love that guy!