SNOWPOCALYPSE 2012: IT HAS BEGUN. At least in a few places.

Now This Is the Kind of News I Want to Read on a Sunday: There’s a baby sea otter at the Seattle Aquarium! Did you know that otters give birth under water?

I Still Don’t Find Him Charming: Mitt Romney handed cash to a South Carolina woman struggling to pay her bills during a campaign event.

Alaska: A tanker ship carrying much-needed fuel is nearing the harbor of Nome. The tanker has been in transit since mid-December and has had to deal with major storms and ice.

Watch Your Head. Especially if You’re in the Ocean: A Russian space probe is going to crash today:

The unmanned Phobos Ground is one of the heaviest and most toxic space derelicts ever to crash to Earth, but space officials and experts say the risks are minimal as its orbit is mostly over water and most of the probe’s structure will burn up in the atmosphere anyway.

Italian Cruise Ship: Two more people were found dead in the submerged ship that ran aground Friday night. As for the captain, “prosecutors confirmed they were investigating the captain for manslaughter charges and abandoning the ship.”

Syria: The UN Secretary General has called on President Assad to stop killing his people. The UN estimates that 400 people have died in the last three weeks.

Not a Good Weekend for Large Boats: At least three people are dead after a South Korean cargo ship suffered an explosion and sank. The cause is still undetermined, but “officials say it is unlikely to be the result of an attack by North Korea.”

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  2. So when women demand to give birth in a tub because it’s “more natural” you can ask them if they’re a sea otter in disguise.

  7. @ 4, is it “Christian charity” when he forks it over directly to someone, like a panhandler on the corner? I thought it had to go through the minister’s hands first, so he gets his piece.

  11. re: Texas Evangelicals endorsing Santorum….

    Actually this is good for Mitt.
    Santorum isn’t going to win the nomination but the longer he hangs in there the longer the fundy vote is splintered.
    And Santorum has been smart enough not to bad mouth Mitt.
    Had the Texas gathering gotten behind Newt it would have been more problematic for Romney.
    As it is, Mitt gets the nomination and Santorum and all his fundy support fill out the ticket.

    A Romney/Santorum ticket actually has pretty broad Center-Right appeal.

    And Santorum’s ‘google’ problem is no problem at all.

    Anyone who will be voting for Romney/Santorum will see it as a total disgusting dick move.
    In fact, if anyone in that demographic has ever heard of Danny (not many….) the fact that Danny hates Santorum will be all the reason they need to support him.

    You girls misjudge how the google “problem” will play if it ever reaches the light of day:
    associating someone’s name with poop is a third grade stunt. literally. sure you apes don’t get that, and see it as really witty and cool, but- no.
    the two facts anyone/everyone in Real America will carry away from the ‘google’ cleverness are:
    1- Feces? Damn that’s disgusting. What filthy perverts….
    and
    2- Wow that Danny is a malicious retarded little Prick- his mother must’ve snorted a buttload of crack when she was pregnant.

    and if the ‘google’ thing actually seeds the light of day conservatives will force Obama to repudiate it as an inappropriate dick head stunt and there you will be with the Chosen One forced to confess that Danny is an immature Prick.

    so, keep it up, every link takes us one step closer to what will be for Obama and Danny a precious special kind of humiliation…..

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