Yep, We Really Did Whack Him: A secret Justice Department memo authorized the assassination of al-Aulaqi.

Doctors Seek Legal Remedy to New Medicare Rules: Washington State doctors are suing over new rules that allow only three non-emergency room visits for Medicaid patients.

Medvedev Submits to Putin: The lackey is stepping aside for Putin, and won’t run for reelection. For some reason, whenever I hear Medvedev’s voice in my head, I can’t help but think of Droopy the Dog.

Tracyton Woman Convicted for Shooting Neighbor’s Dog: Though she claimed the shooting was in self-defense. Some wise words from the prosecutor: “‘This isn’t the wild west,’ Talebi said. ‘ … You just don’t get to shoot people’s dogs.'”

Pakistani Police Guard Sentenced to Death Twice: For killing a popular secular politician for opposing a blasphemy law. Good to know that a nuclear power in an otherwise dangerous region is doing okay.

Olympia Transportation Benefit District Not So Defined: Because apparently, some people outside of Olympia have been charged the $20 fee.

Plane Crashes into Ferris Wheel: The Australian collision resulted in no deaths. But seriously, how many people have planes these days.

For our Several Eastside Readers: I-405 is closed this weekend, so make sure you find new ways to get around East Jesus. Sorry, Marley!

One More Reason to Avoid Going East Out: Whooping cough is on the rise in Snohomish Countyโ€”85 cases so far.

This is the anniversary of public availability of the Model T! At $825, it was quite the steal. Here’s a gif of a kangaroo kicking a dude into a lake. [Via AnimalsBeingDicks]

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12 replies on “The Morning News”

  1. “a driving force” behind a “magazine” you say? Something like an editor? Journalist? Interesting choice of words as usual but I guess that’s what belligerence gets you these days..
    A second American killed in Fridayโ€™s attack was Samir Khan, a driving force behind Inspire, the English-language magazine produced by al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula. An administration official said the CIA did not know Khan was with Aulaqi, but they also considered Khan a belligerent whose presence near the target would not have stopped the attack

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